Shocking But Very Funny Church Posters...You Wont Believe What Kind Of Churches We've Got Now (Photos)

Nigeria is one interesting country Africa will ever have in its fold. We love the good life, and since the government seem not interested in offering something close to that, the people turned their attention to the pastors. The church posters below will amaze you and make you see how some 9ja people can believe just anything as long as it is wrapped around religion...

8 THINGS YOU’LL START TO THINK ABOUT BY THE TIME YOU HIT 30+

You Begin To Watch Your Cholesterol, Like A Samsung Plasma

When you’re between 30 to 45, that is when you understand the true meaning of watching, especially for the ladies. You watch your food, your height, your complexion, your boob size, nail length; haba. But it’s not your fault oh, you’re slowly turning into a garden and you’re the farmer-in-charge! You must watch, weed and water to get a good harvest, abi no be so?

You Start Thinking Of Adopting A New Approach Towards Financial Liberation: 

Now you believe you should start saving bit by bit so you can afford that store by the T-junction. Suddenly, you realize that multiple streams of income is the way. In Olamide’s voice: “Are you a learner???”

Your Parents’ Advice Suddenly Starts To Make Sense 

Like magic, those same things your mom or dad told you while you walked away in anger start to appear like an inspiration from King Solomon himself. You start thinking of starting the business/part-time school, quitting the ‘uselesss’ relationship with your landlord’s son, and even covering up that tasteless tattoo by the side of your left breast.

Your Tastes Increase Even Without An Increase In Your Income. 

You visit meetgist.blogspot.com, and then see a watch on Wizkid’s wrist. You don’t even care to recognize that Wizkid is not your mate, lol, I mean in the financial department. Your “long-throat” for good things just keep skyrocketing. Omo danger lies ahead oh. Because if you don’t sell one of your kidneys, then a family member might lose his “kini” to fund the luxuries you’re not yet financially prepared for. Yepaaaa!

Your Discussion With Friends Take a New Turn: 

Your conversations during a get-together with your friends who are now married will take these funny directions:

(Direction 1):  Your married friends start discussing about their newly single friends which they can hook you up with. Lol.  (Direction 2):  Your married friends make you believe you’re lucky for being single and start coaxing you to tell them a bit about your sexual exploits. The messier the escapades, the more interested they are to hear more. Hehehe.

Your Facebook Wall Gets Covered With Photos Of Your Friends’ Kids

Bathroom selfies, dining pics, peeing selfies, the list goes on. Not that you’re complaining sha, you’re just secretly wondering if you’d be the one having sleepless nights and cleaning all that poop by the time your kids are here too (if you’re single).

The Greatest Thought Of Them All – Marriage

You’ve been dating this great caring angel (or ass) for some months. Actually, many months and he’s still not saying anything concerning the destiny of your ring finger. You begin to wonder if you should ask him if he’s gay! Lol. Please do; if he’s not he may make a move for you. If he is gay, well…too sad. That’s a 14-year jail term in Nigeria.

Dressing Becomes A Problem For Real. 

Like play like play, those clothes for naija wey you like die, starts appearing like child’s play. You don’t want to look too young neither do you want to appear too mature. See trouble!

3 Quick Ways To Turn Fit, Cute And Happy

You know that look in your eyes when you see Nollywood gorgeous mom, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde flaunting that flawless look. You’d hardly believe she’s a mother of more than 3 kids right? Feeling an urge to achieve a beautiful, well-endowed, well-toned body and a supple skin is a natural desire that many ladies have. The few who get to achieve this are actually those who really want it badly – and so they put in necessary work for it. Here are some tips that will point you in the right direction if you wanna tone that body and also revive your looks.

1.    Eat Right
Your food reflects on virtually everything about you like your level of energy, the suppleness of your skin, your mood, and so much more that you don’t recognize now. Reduce your salt intake; rather increase your consumption of vitamins and minerals. Also, learn to take water sometimes when you have the urge to consume junk food and carbonated drinks. Eat lots of fruits, they perform wonders faster than any drug.

2.   Drop That TV Remote; Give The Couch A Break!
Yeah you guessed right. We can’t talk about increasing our vitality and health without mentioning the importance of exercising. Don’t expect me to tell you here “that exercise is good”. I wouldn’t want to remind you of your primary 4 Physical Education teacher who used to wear his belt on his tummy and carry his long cane all day. Lol. I do believe that by now most people know that exercise is nature’s way to keep the body going. It’s just the discipline, time or the will power to stay committed to regular exercise that most people need.  Well, health is a choice but as a friend, I’d suggest you choose right.
Another thing here is that you wanna look beautiful, not thin right? If that’s the case, you should go more for abs exercises, strength training and evening walks (where you might even be lucky to “jam” mr. or miss right abi?). The keyword here is consistency.

3.   Choose To Be Happy
I wish I knew exactly how to tell you to do this. Only you have the key to how happy you can be. Let emotional, financial or family problems run alone till they die by themselves. There were troubles in this world before you came and believe me, no matter how hard we may try to set things right, this world will always have one or two reasons to get you depressed. It’s a trap you shouldn’t fall into. Pick up your emotions, take deep breaths, things will get better. Your deepest fears may never ever happen even if you live for 200 years, so why worry? Abegi, purchase a bottle of zobo and some suya, life is in stages so make yours a beautiful movie.

So…there you have it; most of these things you already know. If you don’t deeply decide to take action at once on these very few easy-to-do tips, then you’ve just wasted about 5 minutes of your life reading something you don’t want to apply. But I do hope you’ll get to understand that your happiness and health is important to the world in general, and also to me.

Freeze and Wizkid Show Off Their Expensive Luxury Watches

Ever wondered what it will feel like to buy a wrist watch for N5.9 million naira? ($37,000)  Ask Wizkid. Another Nigerian celeb who has got a real watch addiction is on-air personality Freeze. I won’t be surprised if the wardrobe of this duo could be worth a little mansion.
Now I understand what 50 Cent must have meant when he rapped in one of his tracks:  “When you’re watching me, what are you watching, my watch or me?!!” Lol. #Balling101

ALL AFRICA MUSIC AWARDS (AFRIMA) scheduled To Hold in Lagos Sunday, 9th of November

Partnering to produce an amazing award event this year are Africa 2.0 and One.org. According to the executive director of ONE, Dr. Sipho Moyo: “throughout history, we have seen how powerful a force music can be in galvanizing people around an issue. ONE worked closely this year with a number of the AFRIMA nominees to record a song about the importance of agriculture to Africa’s future. Nineteen African musicians using their voices to inspire more than two million Africans to take real action is just one of many reasons we should be celebrating African music.”

“It is God’s Will” Says Pastor Whose Wife and 4 Children Were Burnt To Death

So sad indeed. Pst. Kayode John of Christ Apostolic Church (C.A.C) Otumara, in Warri, Delta State wouldn’t have ever believed he’d lose his beloved wife plus all his kids on the same night. His wife Grace and children, Oghenemaro, Oghenetejiri (7), Efemena (10) and Egburoghene (13) were consumed to death in a raging fire incident that occurred on the 25th of September, 2014.

“I Saw Something In 2face, Paul Play" – Gospel Singer Kenny Saint Brown (KSB)

Kenny Saint Brown KSB who is currently the Vice President of Kenny Ogungbe’s Kennis Music is hoping her popularity will assist in getting her into office. She’d be contesting for a seat in the Lagos State House of Assembly. She went on to state how she believed in celebs like 2face, Remedies, Paul Play and others and aided them to become as big as they are now. Hear from the gospel artiste herself:

PORT HARCOURT MUST LAUGH! AY Live Storms P.H.City Tomorrow

‘Somebody say hun hun hun han!’ All is set in the Garden City of Port Harcourt for Comedian AY’s mega comedy show AY Live tomorrow October 5, 2014.

Nollywood Veteran Pete Edochie, Prince Ekeh, Others Pay “Independence Visit” To Ex-Militant Commander High Chief (Comrade) Ateke Tom

‘Okonkwo’ sorry Pete Edochie and Prince Ekeh (Muma Gee’s hubby) had a wonderful independence celebration. They paid a timely visit to former militant warrior and president of the Niger Delta Vigilante Force, Ateke Tom at his private residence. Since after the amnesty program, the ex-warlord has been relatively quiet at his abode in Okrika L.G.A. in Rivers State which also happens to be the hometown of the 1st Lady of Nigeria.

Eedris curses out MTV For Shutting Out His Hit From Their 20 Best Naija Tracks List

Since the controversial Best Naija Tracks of all time list was released by international music channel MTV Base, Nigerian celebrities have expressed their displeasure and bitterness. Iyanya believes his ‘kukere’ blast should have bested Wande Coal’s ‘bumper to bumper’ or even Wizkid’s ‘pakurumo’.
Well, Eedris Abdulkareem couldn’t believe his years of hard work and contribution to naija’s music industry could be so quickly forgotten. Here are his only words for MTV Base:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!

October 4th will always be a special date to me. It reminds me so much of the very vital facts of life like goals, purpose and love. I may not change so much about the world, but I'd do the best I can not to leave my sphere of contact exactly the same way I met it. So help me God. HAPPY BIRTHDAY HYTEE.

Women Who View Porn Are At Risk Of These…

A study asserts that women who view pornography websites and sex blogs put themselves at risk of becoming cybersex addicts.
Before this study, some researchers in Germany were able to establish that ladies who watch hardcore porn materials are likely to

Innovation @ Its finest… Glasses Are Soon To Be Made From Metals

After a while, we seem to underrate how valuable our reading glasses or even glass trays are until they fall down, hitting the hard floor and shattering into a hundred bits as a result. Interestingly, a crew of engineers working at University of Pittsburgh have chosen to change this pattern by transforming pure monoatomic metals to glass.

There's Nothing Wrong With Tonto's Pic Here... YOU MIGHT BE DRUNK, Lol

Transgender Lady Wishes To Return Back To Being A Man Again; To Get New Penis For 14,000 Pounds (N3.7 Million)!

Wow. Didn’t know penis reconstruction could be so pricey. A 30-year-old transsexual lady by name Chelsea Attonley, is having the regret of her life over choosing to undergo multiple surgeries to transform herself from male to female. She was given the name Matthew at birth. After several injections and surgeries costing over 10,000 pounds, she presently believes she made a mistake and should not have tampered with her natural attributes.

It has been reported that she feels the life of a woman is too “exhausting” and she’s no longer excited about making up and wearing exotic high heels. Continue to see more pics:

Naija Get Ready…New Condom That Kills STDs Soon In Stores

If you’ve been looking for a type of condom that has the power to crush sexually transmitted diseases before they get to you, your search is almost over. See more info after the jump...

Hip Hop Star Ja Rule, Ashanti, and Mavin Crew Receives Excellent Reception at Delta State government house

Grammy-award winning rapper Ja Rule was amongst a team of top notch entertainers that got to meet with the governor of Delta State today, Gov. Emmanuel Uduaghan today. Prominent amongst them were Ja Rule, Ashanti, Don Jazzy and Dr. Sid.